The English think they are free. They are free only during the election of members of parliament.
One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down'.
How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
Anyone who thinks that they are too small to make a difference has never tried to fall asleep with a mosquito in the room.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.