Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.