Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
More quotes and aphorisms
Real fatherhood means love and commitment...I'd like to see Paris before I die...No one really has a bad life. Not even a bad day...The aim of the wise is not to secure pleasure...My mission in life is not merely to survive...Our lives are not determined by what happens to us...