Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
More quotes and aphorisms
I tried to contribute to the defeat of the Soviets...In other words, I would be giving in to a myth...I love the man that can smile in trouble...I think one of the reasons I've had success...When you read about the lives of other people...I shall look as if I were suffering...