Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
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Injuries may be forgiven...I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It's embarrassing...I style my roles mostly with some help...The greatest single cause of atheism in the world...To find a friend one must close one eye...A man can be himself only so long as he is alone...
