Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
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One swallow does not make a summer...Beauty surrounds us, but usually we need to be...Surrendering to jargon is a sign of journalism's...We must wake up to the insane reality of our time...God cannot alter the past, though historians can...Conversation didn't seem necessary...
