Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
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Like charity, I believe glamour should begin at home...I don't want to be famous. I like to be able to sit...He has a right to criticize, who has a heart to help...My parents instilled a really good work ethic...We earned our dollars in a hard way...With age, you see people fail more. You see yourself...