W. C. Fields
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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Life is like a ten speed bicycle...Opportunity dances with those already on the dance floor...Mothers play an important role as the heart of the home...Ethics is nothing else than reverence for life...When the cat's away...Our patience will achieve more than our force...
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