W. C. Fields
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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Honor bespeaks worth. Confidence begets trust...If, as the popular saying goes, the definition of insanity...Music has always been a great solace for me...Be stupid, be dumb, be funny...The most important thing in the world...Climb the mountains and get their good tidings...
