W. C. Fields
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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He who knows when he can fight and when he cannot...I'm pretty restless in bed, so I can lie there...If I had some idea of a finish line...But time has set its maggot on their track...We are born crying, live complaining, and die...The past cannot be changed...
