W. C. Fields
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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Our foremost priority is the removal of poverty...Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius...If you pick up a starving dog...It is all very well to copy what one sees...We shall fight to the last to free our Motherland...Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them...
