Groucho Marx

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

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