In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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