Christopher Morley

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

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High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

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Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to continually be part of unanimity.

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There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

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Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

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There is only one success — to be able to spend your life in your own way.

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There is only one rule for being a good talker — learn to listen.

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Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

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Christopher Morley — quotes and aphorisms

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

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A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

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Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water.

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Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Christopher Morley, "Thunder on the Left"

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