With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
Nobody wants to make me a rich man. In fact, most people want to make me a very poor man. I can guarantee some people fantasize at night about how poor they can make me.
Men know not the gold which lies in the mine of Christ Jesus, or surely they would dig in it night and day. They have not yet discovered the pearl of great price, or they would have sold their all to buy the field wherein it lies.
Every night when I go to bed, I hope that I may never wake again, and every morning renews my grief.
Night is the mother of thoughts.
During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage.
With Romeo and Juliet, you're talking about two people who meet one night, and get married the same night. I believe in love at first sight-but it hasn't happened to me yet.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
I started out in the Apollo Theater. That's where I got my start. I won Amateur Night four weeks in a row.
Night — quotes and aphorisms
I think the best thing I ever did was, years before I got the 'Late Night' show, when I first got out to Los Angeles to be a television writer, the first thing I did was I signed up to take improvisational classes... And I studied that for years, and I really loved it.
Some people go to bed at night thinking, 'That was a good day'. I am one of those who worries and asks, 'How did I screw up today?'
A great man is a torch in the darkness, a beacon in superstition's night, an inspiration and a prophecy.
My dog Tucker likes to walk late at night because it is a good way to keep me awake. Apparently, the one time I took him for a stroll around midnight represented, to him, a commitment similar to marriage.
The original 'About Last Night' was phenomenal.
I still have a passion for the music, which is such a beautiful thing. I still wake up in the middle of the night out of a dream and have a melody in my head, and run to my piano.
Throw off your worries when you throw off your clothes at night.
Trust me, there's not one night a week I'm not in a theater somewhere. I adore theater, and I go out with friends, so I do have some nights off.
A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.
Night time really is the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone is asleep.