Ogden Nash
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
More quotes and aphorisms
It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen...Start where you are. Use what you have...Any sufficiently advanced technology...People confuse goodness with weakness...Selfishness is the greatest curse of the human race...Through my education, I didn't just develop skills...