Ogden Nash
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
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Although the world is full of suffering...I treat myself pretty good. I take lots of vacations...An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk...Bulls do not win bull fights...Jumping on the trampoline for even a half an hour...I feel I'm most beautiful when I have less makeup...
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