Joan Rivers
Trust me, there's not one night a week I'm not in a theater somewhere. I adore theater, and I go out with friends, so I do have some nights off.
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Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter...My valleys are higher than most people's peaks...Women are like teabags...Being happy is a matter of personal taste...At Cornell University, my professor...The only real valuable thing is intuition...