Joan Rivers
Trust me, there's not one night a week I'm not in a theater somewhere. I adore theater, and I go out with friends, so I do have some nights off.
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My first day in Chicago, September 4, 1983...If you can't make it good, at least make it look good...Sometimes it is necessary to be lonely in order to prove...People have criticized me for seeming...You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep...Why does the eye see a thing more clearly in dreams...
