Joan Rivers
Trust me, there's not one night a week I'm not in a theater somewhere. I adore theater, and I go out with friends, so I do have some nights off.
More quotes and aphorisms
Rule No.1: Never lose money...(I was) looking for tomato paste...Who sees the human face correctly...If it would be any help at all...When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves...It's also selfish because it makes you feel good...