Dog
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I love spending time with my dog, my niece and my family. I'm very family-oriented.
Owners who buy aggressive dogs for security may be kidding themselves: The chances that the victim of a fatal dog attack will be a burglar or human attacker are 1-in-177. The odds that the victim will be a child are 7-in-10.
Nobody's going to tell me that my dog doesn't love me. That's crazy talk.
There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.
My little dog — a heartbeat at my feet.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Before you get a dog, you can't quite imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can't imagine living any other way.
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No'. And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
I'm one of those people who has always struggled with emotions and revealing them. When my dog Orson died, I did this very male thing of 'It's just a dog and I'll just move on.' I was very slow to grasp the emotion. But Orson is the reason I started writing about dogs.
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
Animals have come to mean so much in our lives. We live in a fragmented and disconnected culture. Politics are ugly, religion is struggling, technology is stressful, and the economy is unfortunate. What's one thing that we have in our lives that we can depend on? A dog or a cat loving us unconditionally, every day, very faithfully.
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