Kinky Friedman
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
More quotes and aphorisms
Democratic systems based on the concept...You are always new, the last of your kisses...Both sides in Syria are bad. One side is a brutal dictator...Do as I say...The habit of begging, that plague of tourist resorts...Nobody's going to tell me that my dog doesn't love me...