Elayne Boosler

When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.

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Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.

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My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.

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You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.

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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'

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