Elayne Boosler
My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
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The successful man will profit from his mistakes...A failure is not always a mistake...I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell...I believe that whatever comes at a particular time...I remember when the candle shop burned down...Half the world is composed of people who have...