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It is rewarding beyond words to rescue a dog from the shelter and have that dog become part of your family.

Jenna Morasca

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My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

Joan Rivers

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Every dog must have his day.

Jonathan Swift

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If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

Woodrow Wilson

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The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

Samuel Butler

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Perhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can contain so much independence, dignity, and freedom of spirit. Unlike the dog, the cat's personality is never bet on a human's. He demands acceptance on his own terms.

Lloyd Alexander

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A lot of people think I am the one to turn to for dog behavior issues. I'm not. All you have to do is meet Tucker; you'll know that I'm not an expert at training dogs.

W. Bruce Cameron

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My dog Tucker likes to walk late at night because it is a good way to keep me awake. Apparently, the one time I took him for a stroll around midnight represented, to him, a commitment similar to marriage.

W. Bruce Cameron

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I was riding my mountain bike in Colorado, and I met a dog who reminded me so much of my very first dog in the way she interacted with me, looked at me, and wagged her tail that I rode away convinced I'd just very possibly met the reincarnated version of my long lost friend.

W. Bruce Cameron

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The loneliest, most down-on-his-luck person can have a dog who adores him. The most bitter, sour person can light up with joy when he sees his dog. It is magical, and as 'The Dog Master' reveals, it is biological — we evolved together.

W. Bruce Cameron

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Dog — quotes and aphorisms

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.

Anna Held

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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Charles M. Schulz

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Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.

Moby

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My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They're loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, 'The more people I meet, the more I like my dog'. Funny thought.

Brendon Urie

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When you adopt a dog, you have a lot of very good days and one very bad day.

W. Bruce Cameron

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We can stop the cycle of animal homelessness and save lives by opening our hearts and homes to a loving cat or dog from an animal shelter instead of buying animals from breeders or pet shops.

Amy Jackson

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A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.

Josh Billings

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Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Ann Landers

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God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be there.

Billy Graham

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The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.

Warren Bennis

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