Dog
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Every dog must have his day.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Nobody's going to tell me that my dog doesn't love me. That's crazy talk.
There are three faithful friends — an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
When we adopt a dog or any pet, we know it is going to end with us having to say goodbye, but we still do it. And we do it for a very good reason: They bring so much joy and optimism and happiness. They attack every moment of every day with that attitude.
God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be there.
Before you get a dog, you can't quite imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can't imagine living any other way.
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight — it's the size of the fight in the dog.
I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
My recipe for bliss on a Friday night consists of a 'New York Times' crossword puzzle and a new episode of 'Homicide;' Saturdays and Sundays are oriented around walks in the woods with the dog, human companion in tow some of the time but not always.
I read that all dogs have wolf DNA in them, which seemed preposterous because my dog, Tucker, is... afraid of plastic bags blowing in the wind. I thought, 'How can Tucker have wolf in him? How can this be?' So I started researching it.
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
Some animals are cunning and evil-disposed, as the fox; others, as the dog, are fierce, friendly, and fawning. Some are gentle and easily tamed, as the elephant; some are susceptible of shame, and watchful, as the goose. Some are jealous and fond of ornament, as the peacock.
My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
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