Joan Rivers
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
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I saw the angel in the marble and carved...There are lots of people who mistake their imagination...I was not an attractive child...Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities!...Not knowing anything is the sweetest life...I'm not a chef. But I'm passionate about food...
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