Joan Rivers
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
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I usually stick out my hand and hope he puts the ball...To me, consensus seems to be the process...I don't like it when people don't look me dead...What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog...There's a lot more power in calm than in vituperation...You cannot depend on your eyes...
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