Joan Rivers
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
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I have to convince other Democrats and Republicans...The most worth-while thing is to try to put happiness...Culture is the arts elevated to a set of beliefs...Victory goes to the player...We turn off the TV, video games and computer...Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work...
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