Joan Rivers
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
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My husband wanted to be cremated...My message, especially to young people is to have...When you get together in a group...You can avoid reality...The life ahead can only be glorious if you learn to live...If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up...
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