Joan Rivers
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
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Care less for your harvest than for how it is shared...If only we'd stop trying to be happy...There is an eagle in me that wants to soar...The ninety and nine are with dreams...I think one needs a companion at some point in life...If you ever catch a great boss...
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