Joan Rivers
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
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Everything must change and you do what you can...The results of a new study are out this week...Never give in and never give up...That pleasure which is at once the most pure...A woman's whole life...Nothing is more wretched than the mind of a man...
