Joan Rivers
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
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Education is what remains...When you practice gratefulness...If there were no night, we would not appreciate the day...Come forth into the light of things...We are in danger of destroying ourselves by our greed...Grease fire...
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