Joan Rivers
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
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It is only with the heart that one can see rightly...You know, not everybody can afford to pay $58...Success is not the key to happiness...Once my heart was captured, reason was shown...If there be anything that can be called genius...Time is more value than money...
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