Joan Rivers
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
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If we don't plant the right things, we will reap...It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best'...It's the teacher that makes the difference...It is the unseen and the spiritual in people...When you put all your eggs in one basket...I take work very seriously and telling the truth...
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