Joan Rivers
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
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I believe that God has blessed me in immeasurable...I've never dropped anyone I believed in...I believe in Liberty for all men...Things have their root and their branches...Music is the greatest communication in the world...I love spending time with my dog...
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