Joan Rivers
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
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When you are enthusiastic about what you do...If baking is any labor at all, it's a labor of love...Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy...I see my path, but I don't know where it leads...The fiesta of soccer, a feast for the legs that play...Youth has no age...
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