Joan Rivers
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
More quotes and aphorisms
A single sunbeam is enough to drive away many shadows...A woman should be like a single flower...Sometimes, I feel discriminated against...Architects today tend to depreciate themselves...Anyone who has begun to think, places some portion...Mutual respect! That's what it takes to be friends...