Joan Rivers
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
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You've got a song you're singing from your gut...True wisdom is less presuming than folly...Poetry is what gets lost in translation...You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire...When you are enthusiastic about what you do...Taking something from one man and making it worse...