Joan Rivers
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
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The main problem with writing in verse...I've made the commitment to Canadians...Good artists copy, great artists steal...I say always follow your passion, no matter what...If we don't plant the right things, we will reap...There is just one thing I can promise you...
