Joan Rivers
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
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E.T. phone home...Where there is no struggle, there is no strength...We forge the chains we wear in life...They're here!...It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures...No matter how frustrated, disappointed and discouraged...
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