Joan Rivers
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
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I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds...I am in politics because of the conflict...Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater...Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles...Be a yardstick of quality...I have a son, who is my heart...
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