Funny quotes
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[the cat Lucky has died and the Tanners are having a funeral for him]
ALF: I'm reminded of a prayer he used to recite every night before going to bed, "And if I die before I wake, chicken-fry me like a steak."
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
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