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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Charles M. Schulz

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I think of animals more as spirits that come and go. They enter our lives at a particular time and they leave at a particular time. The whole glorious history of animals with people is about joy and connection. It's about loving this creature and letting this creature love you.

Jon Katz

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By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

Robert Frost

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Mae West

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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

Rodney Dangerfield

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God works wonders now and then;
Behold a lawyer, an honest man.

Benjamin Franklin

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Do you know what 'meteorologist' means in English? It means liar.

Lewis Black

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