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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.
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