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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
I think of animals more as spirits that come and go. They enter our lives at a particular time and they leave at a particular time. The whole glorious history of animals with people is about joy and connection. It's about loving this creature and letting this creature love you.
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
God works wonders now and then;
Behold a lawyer, an honest man.
Do you know what 'meteorologist' means in English? It means liar.
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