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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.
You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
I drink to make other people interesting.
The American Dream never really existed. It was a marketing scam.
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