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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
I drink to make other people interesting.