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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down'.
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