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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
I'm an instant star. Just add water and stir.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
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