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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
God works wonders now and then;
Behold a lawyer, an honest man.
Do you know what 'meteorologist' means in English? It means liar.
If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.
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