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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.
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