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I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison — if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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