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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.
One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down'.
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