Conan O’Brien
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
More quotes and aphorisms
Fortune always favors the brave, and never helps...You're not looking for perfection in your partner...Don't threaten me with love, baby. Let's just go...How about this?...Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries...If you want something said, ask a man...
