Bob Hope
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
More quotes and aphorisms
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do...You know, there's a real irony in U.S. assistance...When you begin to worry, go find something to do...You have to go through the falling down in order to learn...The ocean is a mighty harmonist...Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier...
