Quotes about women
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A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water.
Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.
An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and has no hair under her arms.
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
A woman's whole life is a history of the affections.
Woman is the only creature in nature that hunts down its hunters and devours the prey alive.
A woman's perfume tells more about her than her handwriting.
What I've never understood is why some women use plastic surgery to make themselves more attractive to men. The most beautiful woman is someone who's happy and is always smiling.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Once, in a magazine interview, I said the difference between shoe ladies and bag ladies is that shoe ladies are just a bit classier. Finished! That started World War III among all the women I knew. I only meant that shoes do more for your look and body than bags do!
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Women are made to be loved, not understood.
There never will be complete equality until women themselves help to make laws and elect lawmakers.
To be completely woman you need a master, and in him a compass for your life. You need a man you can look up to and respect. If you dethrone him it's no wonder that you are discontented, and discontented women are not loved for long.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
A wise woman recognizes when her life is out of balance and summons the courage to act to correct it, she knows the meaning of true generosity, happiness is the reward for a life lived in harmony, with a courage and grace.
When a woman isn't beautiful, people always say, 'You have lovely eyes, you have lovely hair'.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
I think white women need to wake up and say, 'Not all women are white', three times in front of the mirror.
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
