Quotes about women
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A woman's hopes are woven of sunbeams; a shadow annihilates them.
I believe a strong woman may be stronger than a man, particularly if she happens to have love in her heart. I guess a loving woman is indestructible.
If thou makest a statement concerning women, lo, she shall immediately try to disprove it straightway. She goeth by contraries.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Society, being codified by man, decrees that woman is inferior; she can do away with this inferiority only by destroying the male's superiority.
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end'. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
Sometimes a lot of us men think we are doing everything for the woman we love, but there is an aspect of a woman a man doesn't understand.
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
A woman's outfit says a lot about her.
Great woman belong to history and to self sacrifice.
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water.
An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and has no hair under her arms.
Woman is the only creature in nature that hunts down its hunters and devours the prey alive.
What I've never understood is why some women use plastic surgery to make themselves more attractive to men. The most beautiful woman is someone who's happy and is always smiling.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Once, in a magazine interview, I said the difference between shoe ladies and bag ladies is that shoe ladies are just a bit classier. Finished! That started World War III among all the women I knew. I only meant that shoes do more for your look and body than bags do!
Women are made to be loved, not understood.
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