Quotes about women
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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
A woman's hopes are woven of sunbeams; a shadow annihilates them.
If thou makest a statement concerning women, lo, she shall immediately try to disprove it straightway. She goeth by contraries.
A beautiful woman delights the eye; a wise woman, the understanding; a pure one, the soul.
A charming woman... doesn't follow the crowd. She is herself.
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end'. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
Sometimes a lot of us men think we are doing everything for the woman we love, but there is an aspect of a woman a man doesn't understand.
Clearly older women and especially older women who have led an active life or elder women who successfully maneuver through their own family life have so much to teach us about sharing, patience, and wisdom.
The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Great woman belong to history and to self sacrifice.
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water.
Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.
An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and has no hair under her arms.
Woman is the only creature in nature that hunts down its hunters and devours the prey alive.
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Once, in a magazine interview, I said the difference between shoe ladies and bag ladies is that shoe ladies are just a bit classier. Finished! That started World War III among all the women I knew. I only meant that shoes do more for your look and body than bags do!
