Elayne Boosler
You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
More quotes and aphorisms
An anniversary is a reminder as to why you love...Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain...Just watching my cats can make me happy...I was trying to be 27 at age 47...A person with a new idea is a crank...A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you...
