Elayne Boosler
You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed...A lot of people are crazy, cruel and negative...There are a handful of people whom money won't spoil...The love of family and the admiration of friends...The jealous are troublesome to others...If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice...
