Elayne Boosler
When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.
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I like to change. A new lamp, a piece of art...New York, in itself, has this frenzied, chaotic feeling...We're never so vulnerable than when we trust someone...Life is essentially a cheat and its conditions...Science is a way of thinking...For me it's very important to turn...
