Elayne Boosler
When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.
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A great man is one who leaves others at a loss...People never lie so much as after a hunt...You know you're in love when you're more yourself...The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards...He that strives to touch the starts...Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window...
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