Elayne Boosler
When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.
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It has adopted the geometry most advantageous...Have you considered that if you don't make waves...Oh, to be in England now that April's there...Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise...A lot of people are crazy, cruel and negative...I try to avoid looking forward or backward...
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