Elayne Boosler
When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.
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I would prefer even to fail with honor...When I was younger, I was always described...What ever our wandering our happiness will always be...Solitude is not the same as loneliness...Each moment in time we have it all...I love Thanksgiving because it's a holiday...
