Elayne Boosler
When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.
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Punishment is justice for the unjust...My first day in Chicago, September 4, 1983...Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow...I have a son, who is my heart...The universal brotherhood...I don't see a difference between playing a performance...
