Elayne Boosler
When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.
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God, give us grace to accept with serenity...You, too, will be driven away from your native land...As machines become more and more efficient...You can say we're trying too hard...Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate...There is always space for improvement...
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