Elayne Boosler
When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.
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I don't know about changing my perspective...If people concentrated on the really important things...Never take a solemn oath...I love the writing. I love the idea of typing...If all else fails...It is rewarding beyond words to rescue a dog...
