Elayne Boosler
When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.
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A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run...I think there are people out there writing original...Silence is a true friend who never betrays...No matter how love-sick a woman is...The more time you spend contemplating...I believe that God put us in this jolly world to be happy...
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