Elayne Boosler
When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.
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I'm a human being. I've got opinions...The good times of today...You've got a lot of very, very smart people...It is quality rather than quantity that matters...The art of bread making can become a consuming hobby...I just get such a connection from an audience...