Elayne Boosler
When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.
More quotes and aphorisms
My career should adapt to me. Fame is like a VIP pass...The young man who has not wept is a savage...Life is one big road with lots of signs...My life motto...You are the center of your universe...A great man does not seek applause or place...
