Elayne Boosler
When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.
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I believe cats to be spirits come to earth...Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought...Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there...In the long run, we shape our lives...We're imperfect people trapped in an imperfect world...Giving is the most self-satisfying thing...
