Elayne Boosler
When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.
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I try not to look too far ahead. I'm more about living...Who sows virtue reaps honor...Kings may be judges of the earth...We didn't realize there were that many boy bands...With pride, there are many curses...When you choose to take the road less traveled...
