Elayne Boosler
When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.
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The only sexual act that is sinful is the one...The boundaries which divide Life from Death...I love spending time with my family and friends...I am grateful for what I am and have...There's so much toxic masculinity out there...Fairness is what justice really is...
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