Elayne Boosler
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
More quotes and aphorisms
True enjoyment comes from activity of the mind...When my wife died, I booked myself into the studio...I will go further...Education is not just about going to school...Generals aren't in the business of commenting...An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile...
