Elayne Boosler
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
More quotes and aphorisms
Somebody's boring me. I think it's me...To be a good father and mother...Most women would say they relate to 'Hedda Gabler'...If you don't have your friends and your family...Those who do not cherish affection for their parents...For every minute, the future is becoming the past...