Elayne Boosler
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
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Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy...The stuff that dreams...Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds...Psychoanalysis is out, under a therapeutic disguise...Perseverance, secret of all triumphs...A dreamer is one who can only find his way...
