Elayne Boosler
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
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A tramp, a gentleman, a poet, a dreamer...Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do...We are made wise not by the recollection...If you want to catch more fish, use more hooks...Cash — in savings accounts...If I could give one tip for people...
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