Elayne Boosler
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
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Failure is a word unknown to me...Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat...We must vote for hope, vote for life...Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye...As an example to others...You must respect people and work hard to be in shape...
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