Elayne Boosler
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
More quotes and aphorisms
Be a warrior when it comes to delivering...In charting our course to the future...I think my body went through a lot...Sometimes I wonder if the world is too interesting...Second place is just the first place loser...I'm a happy person but an angry citizen...