Elayne Boosler
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
More quotes and aphorisms
Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun...Nature is the mother and the habitat of man...When he lights his street lamp...I do have a close circle of friends...A birthday is just another day...It's funny; it's a real balancing act...