Elayne Boosler
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
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Don't walk behind me...My key to dealing with stress is simple...There are some ideas so wrong that only...All generalizations are false...We're just human beings. In the end, you do your job...You're never too old, too wacky, too wild...
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