Elayne Boosler
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
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Very little is needed to make a happy life...I've learned that universal acceptance and appreciation...If you want to be original just try being yourself...A human being has a natural desire...Let's have a snack now...Men's memoirs are about answers...
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