Elayne Boosler
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
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When completed, the budget must provide...Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day...Old age is a shipwreck...I believe alien life is quite common in the universe...Endurance is not just the ability...Sustaining true friendship is a lot more challenging...