Elayne Boosler
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
More quotes and aphorisms
The sea is only the embodiment of a supernatural...The superior man does what is proper...And remember, no matter where you go...Women would rather be right than reasonable...Natural forces within us are the true healers of disease...Every absurdity has a champion to defend it...
