Elayne Boosler
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
More quotes and aphorisms
Sometimes a lot of us men think we are doing...I am definitely the queen...Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality...I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds...Personally, I just think rap music is the best...The ultimate goal of a more effective and efficient life...
