Elayne Boosler
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
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You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve?...I am not a conventionally religious man...Well, excuuuuuse me...I see couples fighting about the stupidest things...There are two things a person should never be angry at...This report, by its very length, defends itself...
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