Elayne Boosler
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
More quotes and aphorisms
There is only one way to happiness...You cannot push any one up a ladder...How little a thing can make us happy...We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy...There are lighter colors of granite...I'm not confrontational, but if someone challenges...
