Elayne Boosler
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
More quotes and aphorisms
I respect everybody, but at the same time, I carry myself...For those of us who aren't great with people...I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it...I think the first duty of society is justice...It's not what happens to you, but how you react...People can't get their heads round the idea...
