Elayne Boosler
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
More quotes and aphorisms
The traveller with empty pockets...I have been through some terrible things...A baby is God's opinion that life should go on...O, what a tangled web we weave...The only vice that cannot be forgiven is hypocrisy...I always believe that if you feel good and look happy...
