Elayne Boosler
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
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I'm a football fanatic. I love the game of football...If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking...Formal education will make you a living...When you show deep empathy toward others...Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody...Acceptance doesn't mean resignation...
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