Elayne Boosler
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
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Morality is the basis of things...My style is to stay on the offensive...I'm very much a creature of habit...Elections aren't just about who votes...I even believed in a third way; I thought it was possible...Our family were outsiders, and I've always had a sense...
