Elayne Boosler
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
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Two roads diverged in a wood and I...The traits the word 'childish' addresses are seen...Being taken for granted can be a compliment...Life is rife with frustrations...Nobody can predict the future...We also have to make sure our children know the history...
