Elayne Boosler
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
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Let a new earth rise. Let another world be born...Learn to enjoy every minute of your life...My advice to anybody, including myself...The two most important requirements for major success...The prism through which you experience life...It does not require many words to speak the truth...