Elayne Boosler
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
More quotes and aphorisms
How great are the dangers I face to win...There are good things I see on Samsung phones...Mind if I showed you a trick?...I feel that the most rewarding thing I have ever done...One is never afraid of the unknown...Live life to the fullest...
