Elayne Boosler
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
More quotes and aphorisms
The greatest deception men suffer...I think, as a general matter, clearly, the United States...When my novel 'Beach Music' came out in 1995...When people are bewildered...For a short time we lived quietly. But this could not last...You become responsible, forever...
