Quotes from movies
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Naaaaa, that's stupid... I'll do anyway.
May the Force be with you.
It's alive! It's alive!
Hey, you crawl under people's houses, you hear things.
I'll be back.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
I wanna be alone. Come on Brian, keep me company!
Did you know that if you eat fast you can eat more?
Trust me on this one, I've been wrong so many times before.
(I was) looking for tomato paste, I broke a tomato.
Snap out of it!
ALF: If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it's run over by a car, you don't want it.
ALF: [ALF almost kills Willie with the TV] Willie, it was an accident!
Willie: An accident? An accident? You almost killed me, and you say it was an accident?
ALF: Alright, let's call it a mistake!
I still think I should have brought her something, you know? Some candy, some flowers...a Rambo doll...
Quick, quick, hang up, hang up, dial 9-1-1, nine uno uno!
Willie: Some people are so blinded by the thirst for money, that it causes them to lose their values and do things they shouldn't do.
ALF: Well, that explains Ghostbusters II.
ALF: Back home on Melmac, I had a cousin, Pretty Boy Shumway. He was so mean, if he didn't like your looks,
[points at Willy, imitating machine gun sound]
ALF: ak-ak-ak-ak-ak.
Willie: You mean he'd shoot you if he didn't like how you looked?
ALF: No. He'd just point at you and go, "Ak-ak-ak-ak-ak."
[Kate tries to help Jake to talk to a girl]
Kate: If it would be any help at all, you could practice on me.
Jake Ochmonek: It wouldn't be the same, Mrs. Tanner. Laura's much more... she's beautiful.
Kate: [coldly] I see.
[she leaves]
ALF: [to Jake] You've got a way with women.
ALF: I hate musicals. Out of the blue people burst into songs.
Willie: Hence the term "musical."
ALF: Yeah, but wouldn't it get on your nerves if all of a sudden I started singing : "Hey, Kate, ain't it great? Hey, Willie, you look silly. Hey!"
Willie: It's getting on my nerves.
ALF: So what musical are you going to go see today?
Willie: "Cats."
ALF: Take me, please! Then afterwards, we can go backstage and eat the actors!
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