Quotes from movies
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Naaaaa, that's stupid... I'll do anyway.
May the Force be with you.
It's alive! It's alive!
Hey, you crawl under people's houses, you hear things.
I'll be back.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
I wanna be alone. Come on Brian, keep me company!
Did you know that if you eat fast you can eat more?
Trust me on this one, I've been wrong so many times before.
(I was) looking for tomato paste, I broke a tomato.
Snap out of it!
ALF: If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it's run over by a car, you don't want it.
ALF: [ALF almost kills Willie with the TV] Willie, it was an accident!
Willie: An accident? An accident? You almost killed me, and you say it was an accident?
ALF: Alright, let's call it a mistake!
I still think I should have brought her something, you know? Some candy, some flowers...a Rambo doll...
Quick, quick, hang up, hang up, dial 9-1-1, nine uno uno!
Willie: Some people are so blinded by the thirst for money, that it causes them to lose their values and do things they shouldn't do.
ALF: Well, that explains Ghostbusters II.
[ALF is trying to be a professional shrink and he's annoying Kate and Willie]
ALF: Speaking of aggravation, we've got to do something about Brian.
Kate: What's wrong with Brian?
ALF: He's been experiencing some negative stroking from Kate lately.
Kate: [in a sudden burst of anger] All right. That's it.
Willie: Calm down.
ALF: Stop ventilating.
Kate: I am not ventilating. I am talking.
[to Willie]
Kate: And I resent the implication that I'm having a negative effect on my son's outlook. Oh I give up. I give up.
ALF: You're letting out your emotions. Good. Now we can make some real progress.
Willie: And you are spouting out a lot of psychological clichés you don't even understand.
ALF: Why so hostile, Willie? I'm okay. You're okay.
Willie: This must stop.
ALF: That's right. A good scream. Let it fly.
Willie: You cannot keep aggravating people like this.
ALF: Why do you hate your mother?
[Kate tries to help Jake to talk to a girl]
Kate: If it would be any help at all, you could practice on me.
Jake Ochmonek: It wouldn't be the same, Mrs. Tanner. Laura's much more... she's beautiful.
Kate: [coldly] I see.
[she leaves]
ALF: [to Jake] You've got a way with women.
Jake Ochmonek: Laura's very curious about her secret admirer, so I was thinking like actually saying something to her.
ALF: Danger, Will Robinson.
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