“ALF”
ALF: Back home on Melmac, I had a cousin, Pretty Boy Shumway. He was so mean, if he didn't like your looks,
[points at Willy, imitating machine gun sound]
ALF: ak-ak-ak-ak-ak.
Willie: You mean he'd shoot you if he didn't like how you looked?
ALF: No. He'd just point at you and go, "Ak-ak-ak-ak-ak."
More quotes and aphorisms
I'm a happy person but an angry citizen...Nothing the European mind ever devised was meant...My colleagues and I have gone...Life has to be everything. It can't be all sad...I thawt I taw a Tweety Bird!...Many Western nations have made significant gains...