“ALF”
[Kate tries to help Jake to talk to a girl]
Kate: If it would be any help at all, you could practice on me.
Jake Ochmonek: It wouldn't be the same, Mrs. Tanner. Laura's much more... she's beautiful.
Kate: [coldly] I see.
[she leaves]
ALF: [to Jake] You've got a way with women.
More quotes and aphorisms
False words are not only evil...The upside to anger? Getting it out of your system...A good teacher is a determined...Paradise is always where love dwells...Laws are silent...No man pleases by silence...