Naaaaa, that's stupid... I'll do anyway.
(I was) looking for tomato paste, I broke a tomato.
Quick, quick, hang up, hang up, dial 9-1-1, nine uno uno!
Trust me on this one, I've been wrong so many times before.
Oh no! Rain drops are falling on my pig!
Did you know that if you eat fast you can eat more?
I still think I should have brought her something, you know? Some candy, some flowers...a Rambo doll...
I don't know what to do besides ride this out and hide all my underwear!
This is the way we diaper our kid, diaper our kid, diaper our kid, this is the way we diaper our kid and (drop!)... This is how we drop it.
Have 'em throw the book at this guy, preferably something by James Mitchman.
Famous phrases from "ALF"
Shoot bullets through me, I felt like a snack!
Great, a new baby! We'll raise him as our own.
I like the sauce that Kate opens!
Ah, nothin' much, and even if there was I'm not the kind of guy that would burden you with my problems Raquel just threw me out.
Hey, you crawl under people's houses, you hear things.
Well, we left last Saturday and the first thing that happened was we pulled out of the driveway and got a flat tire... Took Raquel a half hour to fix it.
Why would he even TRY making banana coffee?
I wanna be alone. Come on Brian, keep me company!
Look at this, they've got me wired for cable! Let's see, which was the button for a cheeseburger?
I've decided to reveal myself to the world. This way I can meet new people, travel, see a Grateful Dead concert.