“ALF”
ALF: [ALF almost kills Willie with the TV] Willie, it was an accident!
Willie: An accident? An accident? You almost killed me, and you say it was an accident?
ALF: Alright, let's call it a mistake!
More quotes and aphorisms
If you asked me for my New Year Resolution...The goal of education is the advancement of knowledge...If you want to conquer fear, don't sit home...The winds and the waves are always on the side...I want everybody to know that I don't care...Keep away from people...
