“ALF”
ALF: [ALF almost kills Willie with the TV] Willie, it was an accident!
Willie: An accident? An accident? You almost killed me, and you say it was an accident?
ALF: Alright, let's call it a mistake!
More quotes and aphorisms
Thought is only a flash between two long nights...Courage doesn't come by doing...My father invented a cure for which there was...I know what it's like to have a broken heart...One of the things I think about as I've evolved...Sometimes we should express our gratitude...
