“ALF”
ALF: [ALF almost kills Willie with the TV] Willie, it was an accident!
Willie: An accident? An accident? You almost killed me, and you say it was an accident?
ALF: Alright, let's call it a mistake!
More quotes and aphorisms
Luck can often mean simply taking advantage...One of the greatest victories you can gain...This is the very perfection of a man...If you can reach out and touch and love and be...It's the way you ride the trail that counts...Honestly, I don't know if I'd want to be an educator...
