“ALF”
ALF: [ALF almost kills Willie with the TV] Willie, it was an accident!
Willie: An accident? An accident? You almost killed me, and you say it was an accident?
ALF: Alright, let's call it a mistake!
More quotes and aphorisms
I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool...Testimony is the beginning of and a prerequisite...Violence as a way of achieving racial justice...Open the pod bay doors...You have to do something when you're lying in bed...My appointed work is to awaken the divine nature...
