“ALF”
ALF: [ALF almost kills Willie with the TV] Willie, it was an accident!
Willie: An accident? An accident? You almost killed me, and you say it was an accident?
ALF: Alright, let's call it a mistake!
More quotes and aphorisms
We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself...Some people dream of success...Courage without conscience is a wild beast...Should you find yourself in a chronically leaking boat...What we need is not the will to believe...Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice...
