“ALF”
ALF: [ALF almost kills Willie with the TV] Willie, it was an accident!
Willie: An accident? An accident? You almost killed me, and you say it was an accident?
ALF: Alright, let's call it a mistake!
More quotes and aphorisms
If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's...That's all I can stands...I want to get a vending machine...Cats are connoisseurs of comfort...No other planet in the solar system is a suitable home...True success is overcoming the fear...
