“ALF”
ALF: [ALF almost kills Willie with the TV] Willie, it was an accident!
Willie: An accident? An accident? You almost killed me, and you say it was an accident?
ALF: Alright, let's call it a mistake!
More quotes and aphorisms
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give...Often it does seem a pity...The mass of men lead lives...The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing...A person who won't read has no advantage...Happiness does not come from doing easy work...
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