“ALF”
ALF: [ALF almost kills Willie with the TV] Willie, it was an accident!
Willie: An accident? An accident? You almost killed me, and you say it was an accident?
ALF: Alright, let's call it a mistake!
More quotes and aphorisms
Depression is when you have lots of love...Gray skies are just clouds passing over...People who think they know everything...In the city, we work until quitting time...Forewarned...The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt...
