"ALF"
(page 8)
ALF: Putting humans in charge of the earth, is the cosmic equivalence of letting Eddie Murphy direct.
Kate: Where's Lizard taking you?
Lynn: To a science fiction movie. Something about this guy being shrunk and then injected into someone else.
ALF: That's not science fiction. A friend of mine did that once. He took a wrong turn and got stuck in a guy's nose.
Willie: Well, ALF, while we're gone, I trust you won't be getting into any mischief.
ALF: You do?
Willie: Not really, but we gotta go.
Willie: I'm trying to make this vacation more fun. You might do it yourself instead of complaining all the time.
Jake Ochmonek: Can't I stay with the Tanners? I'm allergic to Kitch.
Lynn: Go, enjoy. Drink the water. Adios!
Ah, nothin' much, and even if there was I'm not the kind of guy that would burden you with my problems Raquel just threw me out.
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