“ALF”
[the Tanners are preparing for a garage sale]
ALF: How about this? A genuine, Melmacian, survival knife.
Brian: There's no blade.
ALF: Well, life on Melmac wasn't that tough.
More quotes and aphorisms
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know...I remember that — you know, I didn't receive...Everybody was saying we must have more leisure...What I do is prepare myself until I know I can do...Our policy is to deepen the relations with all...The difference between playing the stock market...
