“ALF”
[the Tanners are preparing for a garage sale]
ALF: How about this? A genuine, Melmacian, survival knife.
Brian: There's no blade.
ALF: Well, life on Melmac wasn't that tough.
More quotes and aphorisms
Come forth into the light of things...We are not the same persons this year as last...Your net worth to the world is usually determined...I learnt to drive at around eleven years old...A people that values its privileges above its principles...Bid me to love, and I will give a loving heart to thee...
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