“ALF”
[the Tanners are preparing for a garage sale]
ALF: How about this? A genuine, Melmacian, survival knife.
Brian: There's no blade.
ALF: Well, life on Melmac wasn't that tough.
More quotes and aphorisms
History and social sciences were my interests...We must become bigger than we have been...My pitching philosophy is simple — keep the ball way...I travel continuously, and I see many cities...Life just doesn't care about our aspirations...I grew up seeing my parents perform and sing...
