“ALF”
[the Tanners are preparing for a garage sale]
ALF: How about this? A genuine, Melmacian, survival knife.
Brian: There's no blade.
ALF: Well, life on Melmac wasn't that tough.
More quotes and aphorisms
Patriotism is when love of your own people comes first...Every right implies a responsibility...I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar...Our difficulties of the moment must always be dealt...I don't believe in pitfalls. I believe in taking risks...When your time comes to die...
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