“ALF”
[the Tanners are preparing for a garage sale]
ALF: How about this? A genuine, Melmacian, survival knife.
Brian: There's no blade.
ALF: Well, life on Melmac wasn't that tough.
More quotes and aphorisms
If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people...A bad system will beat a good person every time...I'm a blessing to whoever gets to really know me...Is it not a grotesque civilization which sends...By prevailing over all obstacles and distractions, one may u...I am not bothered...
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