“ALF”
[the Tanners are preparing for a garage sale]
ALF: How about this? A genuine, Melmacian, survival knife.
Brian: There's no blade.
ALF: Well, life on Melmac wasn't that tough.
More quotes and aphorisms
The good and the wise lead quiet lives...I like the idea of amending the 1964 Civil Rights Act...Don't reward bad behavior. It is one of the first rules...Anger and intolerance are the enemies...Meanwhile, parents, students and teachers...Love cures people — both the ones who give it...
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