“ALF”
[the Tanners are preparing for a garage sale]
ALF: How about this? A genuine, Melmacian, survival knife.
Brian: There's no blade.
ALF: Well, life on Melmac wasn't that tough.
More quotes and aphorisms
My ideal man is faithful, honest, and a gentleman...A gentleman is one who puts more into the world...What I don't like about office Christmas parties...Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself...There is just so much hurt, disappointment...We hold these truths to be self-evident...
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