“ALF”
[the Tanners are preparing for a garage sale]
ALF: How about this? A genuine, Melmacian, survival knife.
Brian: There's no blade.
ALF: Well, life on Melmac wasn't that tough.
More quotes and aphorisms
Vote for the man who promises least...To stay a great singer or guitar player...If you had eaten that dish towel...To look forward and not back, To look out and not in...The art of art, the glory of expression...Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly...
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