“ALF”
[the Tanners are preparing for a garage sale]
ALF: How about this? A genuine, Melmacian, survival knife.
Brian: There's no blade.
ALF: Well, life on Melmac wasn't that tough.
More quotes and aphorisms
There are certain wicked people in the world...The greatest deception men suffer...It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use...What is love? It is the morning and the evening star...I think we need to do some deep soul searching...Without freedom of thought, there can be no such thing...
