“ALF”
[the Tanners are preparing for a garage sale]
ALF: How about this? A genuine, Melmacian, survival knife.
Brian: There's no blade.
ALF: Well, life on Melmac wasn't that tough.
More quotes and aphorisms
Fitness isn't about being extreme and hard-core...The artist is nothing...True friendship can afford true knowledge...In every day, there are 1,440 minutes...Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years...'Detroit 1-8-7' — the numbers are police slang...
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