“ALF”
[the Tanners are preparing for a garage sale]
ALF: How about this? A genuine, Melmacian, survival knife.
Brian: There's no blade.
ALF: Well, life on Melmac wasn't that tough.
More quotes and aphorisms
Never interrupt your enemy...I know it's an experience that I need to have...Every family should have the right to spend their money...No object is mysterious. The mystery is your eye...I think I did pretty well, considering I started out...To array a man's will against his sickness...
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