“ALF”
[the Tanners are preparing for a garage sale]
ALF: How about this? A genuine, Melmacian, survival knife.
Brian: There's no blade.
ALF: Well, life on Melmac wasn't that tough.
More quotes and aphorisms
To expect the unexpected...There are amazingly wonderful people in all...Walking is man's best medicine...My ultimate goal is to end up being happy...Success is having to worry about every damn thing...My look was even more solidified when I started singing...
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