“ALF”
[the Tanners are preparing for a garage sale]
ALF: How about this? A genuine, Melmacian, survival knife.
Brian: There's no blade.
ALF: Well, life on Melmac wasn't that tough.
More quotes and aphorisms
Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead...I'm obsessed with Chinese food and culture...If I had a time machine, I'd visit Marilyn Monroe...An animal's eyes have the power to speak...The superior man governs men...We could never learn to be brave and patient...
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