“ALF”
[the Tanners are preparing for a garage sale]
ALF: How about this? A genuine, Melmacian, survival knife.
Brian: There's no blade.
ALF: Well, life on Melmac wasn't that tough.
More quotes and aphorisms
I dream that someday the step between my mind...The thing about my high school...As we grew to love South Australia, we felt that...Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?...The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena...Elementary, my dear Watson...