“ALF”
[the Tanners are preparing for a garage sale]
ALF: How about this? A genuine, Melmacian, survival knife.
Brian: There's no blade.
ALF: Well, life on Melmac wasn't that tough.
More quotes and aphorisms
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do...Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools...A single rose can be my garden...A man with a silver spoon may get his share...I am big!...False friends are like our shadow...
