“ALF”
[the Tanners are preparing for a garage sale]
ALF: How about this? A genuine, Melmacian, survival knife.
Brian: There's no blade.
ALF: Well, life on Melmac wasn't that tough.
More quotes and aphorisms
To wake up to the sound of my son saying...The real ornament of woman is her character...Always give a word or sign of salute...The circulation of confidence is better...Act your age...Each moment in time we have it all...
