“ALF”
[the Tanners are preparing for a garage sale]
ALF: How about this? A genuine, Melmacian, survival knife.
Brian: There's no blade.
ALF: Well, life on Melmac wasn't that tough.
More quotes and aphorisms
Most parents would not hesitate to assume...No one is more arrogant toward women...The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing...If I had my will I would live in a ship on the sea...Keep all special thoughts and memories for lifetimes...The test of good manners is to be patient...
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