“ALF”
[the Tanners are preparing for a garage sale]
ALF: How about this? A genuine, Melmacian, survival knife.
Brian: There's no blade.
ALF: Well, life on Melmac wasn't that tough.
More quotes and aphorisms
One of the most glorious messes in the world...Humanity is actually under the control of dinosaur-like...Exploration is really the essence of the human spirit...Never look backwards or you'll fall down the stairs...It is very important to know who you are...Let's do what we do best...
