Quotes about women
(page 7)
There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
Modern paintings are like women, you'll never enjoy them if you try to understand them.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
No nation can rise to the height of glory unless your women are side by side with you.
I don't want my daughter to be educated. I think women should just be decorative.
Men need to live and breathe women.
It seems women are expected to be so much more than men, which means we have to work that much harder. We're the ones under the microscope. We're expected to sound perfect. We're expected to look perfect all the time. We're expected to be style-setters, whereas the boys roll onto the stage in their jeans, T-shirts and baseball caps.
I am blessed beyond reason with women friends.
Women lie about their age; men lie about their income.
No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
