Quotes about women
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There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.
A man is given the choice between loving women and understanding them.
No nation can rise to the height of glory unless your women are side by side with you.
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No'. And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
Every woman is a queen, and we all have different things to offer.
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
Men need to live and breathe women.
The woman who purposely destroys her unborn child is guilty of murder. With us there is no nice enquiry as to its being formed or unformed.
I am blessed beyond reason with women friends.
No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
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