Quotes about women
(page 7)
A woman's whole life is a history of the affections.
There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
A woman's hopes are woven of sunbeams; a shadow annihilates them.
If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.
An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and has no hair under her arms.
You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.
Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water.
Women are always beautiful.
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.