Quotes about women
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There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
Modern paintings are like women, you'll never enjoy them if you try to understand them.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
A woman should be like a single flower, not a whole bouquet.
A man is given the choice between loving women and understanding them.
No nation can rise to the height of glory unless your women are side by side with you.
Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you.
Girl power is about loving yourself and having confidence and strength from within, so even if you're not wearing a sexy outfit, you feel sexy.
Every woman is a queen, and we all have different things to offer.
I don't want my daughter to be educated. I think women should just be decorative.
Wearing the correct dress for any occasion is a matter of good manners.
I think a woman looks best in a sari.
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
Men need to live and breathe women.
It seems women are expected to be so much more than men, which means we have to work that much harder. We're the ones under the microscope. We're expected to sound perfect. We're expected to look perfect all the time. We're expected to be style-setters, whereas the boys roll onto the stage in their jeans, T-shirts and baseball caps.
