Quotes about women
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There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
Modern paintings are like women, you'll never enjoy them if you try to understand them.
People may talk about the equality of the sexes! They are not equal. The silent smile of a sensible, loving woman will vanquish ten men.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.
One is not born a woman, but becomes one.
I think it takes a strong man to be in a relationship with a strong woman. A lot of people hear the word 'diva' and think of it as a negative. I see it as a positive. I want somebody who knows what they want out of life and isn't afraid to show it.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.
A man is given the choice between loving women and understanding them.
No nation can rise to the height of glory unless your women are side by side with you.
Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you.
A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No'. And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
Every woman is a queen, and we all have different things to offer.
I don't want my daughter to be educated. I think women should just be decorative.
It's important for a woman to feel good in her clothes. It's OK to have curves and to work them.
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.