Rodney Dangerfield

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

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