Rodney Dangerfield
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us...Life is simple...It sounds corny to say, but we're like a family...'Teenage Wildlife' is just epic. It's, like, five or six...Non-violence leads to the highest ethics...Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone...
