Rodney Dangerfield
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain...A friendship founded on business is better...Love yourself for who you are, and trust me...May this marriage be full of laughter...Don't give up. Don't lose hope. Don't sell out...Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs...
