Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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My sorrow, when she's here with me, thinks...Don't let anyone make you believe...Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world...The follies which a man regrets the most in his life...Have no fear of perfection — you'll never reach it...The Earth does not belong to us: we belong to the Earth...
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