Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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I think I can take responsibility for that in that...Don't reward bad behavior. It is one of the first rules...A string of excited, fugitive, miscellaneous pleasures...If we desire respect for the law, we must first make...What matters is to live in the present, live now...All the time he's boxing, he's thinking...
