Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
More quotes and aphorisms
The thoughtful soul to solitude retires...Mother's love is peace. It need not be acquired...I'm definitely going to miss hearing the sound...He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed...You must stand for something! It does not have to be...I know you can do anything you put your mind to...
