Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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A wedding dress is both an intimate and personal...Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take...It is the perpetual dread of fear, the fear of fear...I was willing to accept what I couldn't change...I have embraced crying mothers...There is nothing more unaesthetic than a policeman...
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