Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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The beginning of love is to let those we love be...Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority...No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up...The test of any man lies in action...Hell is empty and all the devils are here...Love and desire are the spirit's wings to great deeds...