Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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There's a saying. If you want someone to love...A true poet does not bother to be poetical...War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength...Well, we left last Saturday...Back in the 1950s and '60s...I'm ridiculously fortunate to get a chance...