Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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There is no greater education than one...People still come up to me and ask me...I am a different person in front of the camera...I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it...Study nature, love nature, stay close to nature...I love to eat sushi, and, you know, those flavors...