Rodney Dangerfield
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
More quotes and aphorisms
You don't always have to be doing something...Every animal has his or her story, his or her thoughts...Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending...Nature knows no pause in progress and development...I've heard there are troubles of more than one kind...Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price...
