Rodney Dangerfield
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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It is the set of the sails, not the direction of the wind...Arise! Awake! and stop not until the goal is reached...God's mercy and grace give me hope — for myself...A lie can travel half way around the world...An idle mind...There is just one thing I can promise you...