Rodney Dangerfield
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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But now, for the first time...Love in the real world means saying you're sorry...I'm pretty restless in bed, so I can lie there...The greatest deception men suffer...When I am going out, I am in ponytail, jeans, tees...Enthusiasm is the yeast that raises the dough...
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