Rodney Dangerfield
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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In life there is nothing more unexpected and surprising...Money was never a big motivation for me...I don't write on topics that require a lot of urgency...There is no better time than now, this very Christmas...If you don't know how great this country is...The tiger springs in the new year. Us he devours...
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