Rodney Dangerfield
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving...The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo...Anyone who thinks that they are too small to make...To advise is not to compel...You, too, women, cast away all the cowards...Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead...
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