Rodney Dangerfield
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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The American Dream is independence and being able...You are the music while the music lasts...Cheers to a new year and another chance for us...I was always a huge fan of E. E. Cummings...No one would have crossed the ocean...I'm never satisfied, man. I'm Virgo...
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