Rodney Dangerfield
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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People who follow all the rules and chase every trend...At painful times, when composition is impossible...Work harder on yourself than you do on your job...Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants...How little a thing can make us happy...Say "hello" to my little friend!...
