Rodney Dangerfield
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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Keep true to the dreams of your youth...Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning...No legacy is so rich as honesty...My parents had very high expectations...Some things are better than sex, and some are worse...It's so important to realize that...
