Rodney Dangerfield
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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I just stick my tongue out because I hate smiling...God who created us has granted us the faculty of speech...I learned that courage was not the absence of fear...You can do anything if you set your mind to it...I love being my husband's wife...I believe in true love, and I believe in happy endings...
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