Rodney Dangerfield
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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I am convinced we do not only love ourselves...The only real power comes out of a long rifle...Vaccines are the most cost-effective health care...It's hard to see your own face without a mirror...I have no problem with someone who disagrees...I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways...
