Money
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
[Willie is working on his car but bumps his head on the hood when ALF honks the horn]
ALF: Horn works!
Willie[sarcastic]: Thank you.
ALF: Why don't we just kill this thing for the insurance money? We'll make it look like an accident!
Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.
Success comes to those who dedicate everything to their passion in life. To be successful, it is also very important to be humble and never let fame or money travel to your head.
To get rich, you have to be making money while you're asleep.
All money is a matter of belief.
There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.
There are people who have money and people who are rich.
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples' money.
You don't want to have so much money going toward your mortgage every month that you can't enjoy life or take care of your other financial responsibilities.
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.
Money doesn't mean anything to me. I've made a lot of money, but I want to enjoy life and not stress myself building my bank account. I give lots away and live simply, mostly out of a suitcase in hotels. We all know that good health is much more important.
The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets.
We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they should leave us the money to pay with.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
No man's credit is as good as his money.
Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.
A rise in wages, from an alteration in the value of money, produces a general effect on price, and for that reason it produces no real effect whatever on profits.
No complaint is more common than that of a scarcity of money.