“ALF”
[Willie is working on his car but bumps his head on the hood when ALF honks the horn]
ALF: Horn works!
Willie[sarcastic]: Thank you.
ALF: Why don't we just kill this thing for the insurance money? We'll make it look like an accident!
More quotes and aphorisms
Formal education will make you a living...Writing is an act of faith, not a trick of grammar...The main purpose of science is simplicity...By bringing current events into the classroom...The tragedy of modern war is that the young men die...Art must be parochial in the beginning...
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