“ALF”
[Willie is working on his car but bumps his head on the hood when ALF honks the horn]
ALF: Horn works!
Willie[sarcastic]: Thank you.
ALF: Why don't we just kill this thing for the insurance money? We'll make it look like an accident!
More quotes and aphorisms
My freshman year at Harrison High School...Of course, we are all egoists. Egoism is so much...Honesty is the best policy...The secret of success is to be ready...How glorious a greeting the sun gives...What can a pencil do for all of us?...