“ALF”
[Willie is working on his car but bumps his head on the hood when ALF honks the horn]
ALF: Horn works!
Willie[sarcastic]: Thank you.
ALF: Why don't we just kill this thing for the insurance money? We'll make it look like an accident!
More quotes and aphorisms
I work hard, and I'm thankful people recognize that...Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance...A human being is so irreplaceable...Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it...The time you feel lonely is the time you most need...I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet...
