“ALF”
[Willie is working on his car but bumps his head on the hood when ALF honks the horn]
ALF: Horn works!
Willie[sarcastic]: Thank you.
ALF: Why don't we just kill this thing for the insurance money? We'll make it look like an accident!
More quotes and aphorisms
I have come to believe that this is a mighty continent...No man is infallible...Charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul...Life is rife with frustrations...Fake friends believe in rumors...One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives...
