“ALF”
[Willie is working on his car but bumps his head on the hood when ALF honks the horn]
ALF: Horn works!
Willie[sarcastic]: Thank you.
ALF: Why don't we just kill this thing for the insurance money? We'll make it look like an accident!
More quotes and aphorisms
Freedom consists not in doing what we like...I do not know whether I was then...An enemy can partly ruin a man...Life's enchanted cup sparkles near the brim...But a city is more than a place in space...We grow a little every time we do not take advantage...