“ALF”
[Willie is working on his car but bumps his head on the hood when ALF honks the horn]
ALF: Horn works!
Willie[sarcastic]: Thank you.
ALF: Why don't we just kill this thing for the insurance money? We'll make it look like an accident!
More quotes and aphorisms
Quality is pride of workmanship...I like children — fried...One day I saw the sunset forty-four times!...Whoever said money can't buy happiness...Vanity and pride are different things...The greatest gift is the ability to forget...
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