“ALF”
[Willie is working on his car but bumps his head on the hood when ALF honks the horn]
ALF: Horn works!
Willie[sarcastic]: Thank you.
ALF: Why don't we just kill this thing for the insurance money? We'll make it look like an accident!
More quotes and aphorisms
I hope life isn't a big joke...To be a leader, you have to make people want...The world is not comprehensible, but it is embraceable...The best way to make your dreams come true...Little things affect little minds...I'm thankful for every moment...