“ALF”
[Willie is working on his car but bumps his head on the hood when ALF honks the horn]
ALF: Horn works!
Willie[sarcastic]: Thank you.
ALF: Why don't we just kill this thing for the insurance money? We'll make it look like an accident!
More quotes and aphorisms
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing...A lot of the characters I end up playing have a certain...Always keep that happy attitude...A lot of people know that I danced, but I also sang...Three things in human life are important...Sticks and stones...