“ALF”
[Willie is working on his car but bumps his head on the hood when ALF honks the horn]
ALF: Horn works!
Willie[sarcastic]: Thank you.
ALF: Why don't we just kill this thing for the insurance money? We'll make it look like an accident!
More quotes and aphorisms
The joke may be that no one likes fruitcake...I wake up every morning happy for where I am in life...I was riding my mountain bike in Colorado...Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal...Technology has forever changed the world we live in...The Bible shows the way to go to heaven...
