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The joke may be that no one likes fruitcake, but if that were the case, they wouldn't appear on store shelves every holiday season!

Harley Pasternak

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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.

Robert Frost

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Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing.

Carol Burnett

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Every bad joke, every endorsement deal, all of the things that a typical host would normally get creamed for, people don't mind, because they know I don't cheat when it comes to the work I actually try. I'm a lab rat. I'm a perpetual apprentice. The joke is on me if there is one.

Mike Rowe

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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Will Rogers

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The gods too are fond of a joke.

Aristotle

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A joke is a very serious thing.

Winston Churchill

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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

Jack Handey

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