Harley Pasternak
The joke may be that no one likes fruitcake, but if that were the case, they wouldn't appear on store shelves every holiday season!
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I went on inactive duty in August 1945...The examined life is no picnic...When you're happy you find pure joy in your life...The beauty of reading is that it lets you travel...My philosophy is that on a scale of 1 to 10...ALF wouldn't eat Lucky...
