Harley Pasternak
The joke may be that no one likes fruitcake, but if that were the case, they wouldn't appear on store shelves every holiday season!
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There are times in my life when I haven't been happy...Don't make love by the garden gate...It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn...Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar...The life of a man consists not in seeing visions...Did you know that if you eat fast...