Harley Pasternak
The joke may be that no one likes fruitcake, but if that were the case, they wouldn't appear on store shelves every holiday season!
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I embrace old age. Look, I'm never going to dunk...There is in every woman's heart a spark of heavenly...The dead keep their secrets, and in a while we shall be...If you want others to be happy, practice compassion...Spread love everywhere you go...Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam...
