Harley Pasternak
The joke may be that no one likes fruitcake, but if that were the case, they wouldn't appear on store shelves every holiday season!
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In the depth of winter I finally learned...She's been on more laps than a napkin...I never wanted to become an actor...There's actually a song called 'Vegas Lights'...The thing about the end of the world...I want to make things of quality. I'm a big believer...