Harley Pasternak
The joke may be that no one likes fruitcake, but if that were the case, they wouldn't appear on store shelves every holiday season!
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You can never put too much pork in your mouth...Nothing is more precious than independence and liberty...I'm not a prophet or a stone aged man, just a mortal...The best gift for an actor is the love of the fans...Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men...When you rise in the morning, give thanks...