Harley Pasternak
The joke may be that no one likes fruitcake, but if that were the case, they wouldn't appear on store shelves every holiday season!
More quotes and aphorisms
If you expect nothing from anybody...Social progress can be measured by the social position...What keeps you going isn't some fine destination...Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence...The tragedy of modern war is that the young men die...Strength and growth come only through...
