Carol Burnett
Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing.
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My life is an open book. You're welcome to speculate...My parents instilled a really good work ethic...Do you feel gloomy? Lift your eyes. Stand on your feet...I think women are foolish...The best form of government is that which is most...I embrace old age. Look, I'm never going to dunk...
