Carol Burnett
Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing.
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There are people who strictly...Waste your money and you're only out of money...It is never too late to be what you might have been...There was a door to which I found no key...My smile will always be broken...The regret of my life is that I have not said...