Johnny Carson

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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

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I am one of the lucky people in the world: I found something I always wanted to do, and I have enjoyed every single minute of it.

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