Johnny Carson
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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All the universe is full of the lives of perfect creatures...I realize that every picture isn't a work of art...I've never wanted anybody to like me...My 93-year-old grandma is a beautiful example...We came into a broken world...We need to use the United Nations Security Council...
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