Johnny Carson
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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I go on walks during lunch breaks...I don't like it when people don't look me dead...There are no new ideas. There are only new ways...Drugs? Every one has a choice and I choose...With genetic engineering, we will be able to increase...The real ornament of woman is her character...
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