Johnny Carson
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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There is a kind of beauty in imperfection...Beauty is everywhere a welcome guest...I know you can do anything you put your mind to...A pessimist is a person who has had to listen...If I eat junk food and have a workout the next day...An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband...
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