Johnny Carson
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife...Telling a teenager the facts of life...Style is a simple way of saying complicated things...If we lose love and self respect for each other...I shall look as if I were suffering...Recession is when a neighbor loses his job...
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