Johnny Carson
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
More quotes and aphorisms
Giving is the most self-satisfying thing...It took me until my teenage years...I love the writing. I love the idea of typing...Every decorative piece in this house is my feeling...When the seasons shift, even the subtle beginning...The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning...
