Johnny Carson
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Never look backwards or you'll fall down the stairs...The wrongdoer is more unfortunate...If your partner is angry with you, recognize that...God already knows what we're made of...If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving...Corruption is the enemy of development...
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