Johnny Carson
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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The biggest obstacle to people becoming better...Selective memory is surely one of nature's...The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt...We hope that, when the insects take over the world...I was bitten by an octopus...There's a band called Pantera that I listen to...
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