Johnny Carson
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Heroism is not only in the man, but in the occasion...If you can dream it, you can do it...God created the heavens and the earth...No one should fear to undertake any task...Christmas, my child, is love in action...Life is abundant, and life is beautiful...
