Johnny Carson
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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To err is human, but to really foul things up...It is not the ship so much as the skillful sailing...As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live...True friends stab you in the front...People aren't born strong. People grow stronger...It does not require many words to speak the truth...
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