Johnny Carson
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Generals aren't in the business of commenting...I feel a burden if I don't write...I have a family, loving aunts, and a good home...If your contribution has been vital...Today is your own. Tomorrow perchance may never come...If you've got style, you'll show it, no matter the city...