Johnny Carson
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Forgiveness is the final form of love...When I do good I feel good, when I do bad I feel bad...It's best to leap into something you know you love...It doesn't matter how you pray. Just pray...The world is full of willing people; some willing to work...Be faithful in small things...
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