Johnny Carson
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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After high school, I was going to move out to L.A....If you change the way you look at things...The nation's obligation to her defenders...Innovation is critical to the heartbeat...Sunlight is painting...My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny...
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