Johnny Carson
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
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God cannot alter the past, though historians can...I will be Green until the day I die...If you hate a person, you hate something in him...Science and technology are a propellant for building...What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog...Less is more...
