Johnny Carson
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
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Relationships are eternal. The 'separation' is another...We survived on natural resources, so we should take...Like religion, politics, and family planning...What the Web has never figured out is how to pay...The family is one of nature's masterpieces...Make it a habit to tell people thank you...