Johnny Carson
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
More quotes and aphorisms
I live a half mile from the San Andreas fault...People do not win people fights. Lawyers do...It's an interesting thing when you're casting a film...The golf facet of my life doesn't go with the rest...With age, you see people fail more. You see yourself...The more man meditates upon good thoughts...
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