Henny Youngman
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
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You can't blame gravity for falling in love...You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you...If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting...A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us...The Lord gets his best soldiers out of the highlands...Uncertainty and expectation are the joys of life...
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