Henny Youngman
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
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An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory...The exterior cannot do without the interior...If you don't ever stop singing, your voice stays...'Custom is the great deadener'. There is no doubt...I just got hooked on the radio, the voice of it all...One thing I wish I could tell my younger self...