Henny Youngman
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
More quotes and aphorisms
I think fame comes from actually doing something big...The best thing about acting is that I get to lose myself...I want to remind people that the Nazis weren't able...The economy is the start and end of everything...If you could kick the person in the pants responsible...Never judge a book by its cover...
